November 2010
The Guinness Book of World Records →
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There are 3 men applying at the Guinness’ Book of World Records office.
The first man says, “I have the smallest head in the world.” He comes out happy, because he made it into the Book of World Records.
The second man says, “I have the smallest feet in the world.” He comes out happy, because he made it into the Book of World Records.
The third man says, “I have the smallest dick in the world.” He comes out all pissed off, and shouts out loud, “Who the fuck is Justin Bieber??!”
(from 10Residentevilfan, YouTube commenter)
FIVE PEARLS OF WISDOM TO REMEMBER:
1. Money can’t buy happiness but
somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle…
2. Forgive your enemy, but
remember the bastard’s name.
3. Help a man when he is trouble & he will remember you
when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because
it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then,
neither does milk.
